What a brilliant film marketing idea. I’ve fallen in love with this film already. And that’s my bus on the right. Got to get it! 
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Right, have to admit it. I am absolutely pants at writing lyrics. Poetry? Well, give me a while to work out what I’m trying to say and I might deliver something vaguely resembling a decent verse – but lyrics? You’re having a laugh!
I must have spent hours of my life on buses, on trains, on planes, waiting inline, on the tube, in the queue scribbling lines and lines of verse which seem to make sense at the time but end up looking extremely stupid when you revisit them later. I mean, words just seem to carry you off and if you’re not too careful you’re trying to rhyme ‘transgalatic’ with.well I don’t know!
If anyone tells you it’s easy then they’re either lying or they have an extremely large fan base composed entirely of members of the opposite sex who aren’t exactly scrutinising their Shakespearean swagger.
The thing is, it’s the white paper you see. Not so much blank verse but a blank bloody piece of paper that you’ve been staring at for the last two hours trying to figure out how to kick it all off. Are you going to make a political statement? Maybe you’re aiming for a scene from a movie? Or a new movie in your head? Perhaps the song is a gesture, or a provocative dig, or maybe you should act dumb. I mean all the really good songs sound really dumb when you actually take time to read the lyrics don’t they? So maybe I should write something really simple, simple and repetitive. Just got to find the right starting point.
Is it a love song? Is it a funny song? Is it a funny love song? Should I start at the beginning of the relationship, or at the end? Or in the middle thinking about the beginning of the end? It’s enough to go make you go completely potty, just like Syd Barrett. Now there’s an idea for a song.
Truth is, being a songwriter means you’ve got to be a bit of a salesman. Not only have you got to sell it to the other guys in the band and the punters that come and see you – you’ve also got to sell it to yourself. And, I’m no mug!
Earlier this year I completed my first London Marathon and to prepare for the event I spent most of my team whizzing around Battersea Park drinking energy drinks and being chased by angry dogs who had, no doubt, already eaten their masters. To help break the monotony of running in circles for hours I downloaded lots of podcasts onto an MP3 player and got stuck in. Now I am the world’s most boring names dropper, rumour monger and scientific tittle-tattler – from the economic history of Africa to China’s technological future, if there’s any pointless fact or equally irrelevant sound bite, I am your man. I have even begun to sound a little like Podcast Uber-lord Stephen Fry – which is not altogether good.
However, during these months of bloody hard labour, I began to listen to the Philosophy Bites podcasts and have been their No.1 fan ever since. Created by Nigel Warburton (Open University’s Senior Lecturer in Philosophy) and writer David Edmonds, they’ve been able to serve up some of history’s most complex philosophical problems into neat, accessible chunks that you can easily squeeze into your ear without embarrassment or trace of existential doubt. Where once I may have felt awkward opening up a book on Nietzsche on a packed London tube, I merely insert one of these aforementioned audio devices and simply press ‘play’. The rest is history.
But what makes these podcasts actually work?
What I really admire about these podcast discussions is how the creators have taken such an academic subject as philosophy and made it accessible to the masses. I always find it a shame when people, who have benefited from a good education, use their knowledge to make other people feel inferior by their use of language or by using references that exclude those not privy to their ‘inner circle of academia’. Years ago a mate of mine said that philosophy was just a mental game of marbles – playing with ideas that had no practical application. I think these excellent podcasts attempt to challenge that assumption in an interesting fashion, plus they’re a lot of fun to listen to. Which, for philosophy, is saying something.
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