At the moment I’m in the process of moving house so each night I have the joyous task of packing hundreds of boxes and deciding what to keep and what to throw away. So, imagine my excitement when I discovered my old Literary Theory MA dissertation. Since submitting it back in 1997 I’ve never looked at it – so I thought I’d kill a few hours reviewing it after all these years. Big mistake.
After about ten minutes I had to put it down, I couldn’t understand any of it. And there’s the rub. There’s no reason for writing about anything complex unless you can communicate it simply and effectively. If you can’t, then it probably suggests you don’t really know what you’re on about or, worse, you’re just a pretentious idiot.
So, here’s my advice for all you budding dissertation writers:
- Keep it simple. If you can’t quickly summarize what you’re writing about over a few beers with your mates then something is wrong. Take a break and take a step back
- Take a step back: put the document down and come back to it the next day or even week. Does it still make sense?
- Do you have an argument? Look at the logical progression of your essay. Is it really dialectical? Are you really considering the objections to your main thesis?
- Is it really interesting? If not, why bother?
- Is this essay going to add value to your life in future years? If not, why the hell bother?
- Will you really change the world with this essay? If not, wouldn’t it be better if you set your targets on something more realistic?
- Are all your original thoughts contained in your footnotes? If so, why?
- Are you really trying to be original or are you just collating other people’s thoughts?
- Remember what Orwell said: Stop being a prat and cut down the word length and rhetoric
- Be careful not to step out of the subject of your own research. If you haven’t had training in other areas then it may be harder to balance logical arguments. Do you really want to be a Jack of all trades and master of none?
- Remember, handing in your end of year dissertation often coincides with some of the season’s biggest music festivals. The latter are more important.
I missed out on Glasto ’97 because of this paper. Don’t let this happen to you.







